rhyming slang

Generally rhyming slang is a load of old bollocks. In the words of terry pratchett "it is made up to annoy strangers, which is the case with most slangs"

Whoa rhyming slang makes no sense!
prunes (syrup of)=wig
apples and pears=stairs
rubbity-dub=pub
busy bee=general theory of relativity

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haha claws

Play on the words "baja claws", a brand of off road tire. These are the tires mounted on a brodozer, the chosen ride of the desert bro. These tires are massive in size, and prestine in appearance, due to the fact that they never see off road conditions. They are often jet black, glazed in tire gloss, and unevenly worn due to bad toe in from cheap lift kit installations.

Check out the haha claws on that brodozer. Do you really need those just to get to the No Fear outlet?

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female ejaculation

During orgasm all of the fluid emitted from a woman's urethra is ejaculate. Thought it may feel like your urinating, it's just the sensation the uteris gives you as it contracts and relaxes during orgasm. The best thing to do whilst having sex or oral is for the woman to relax, and at the point of Orgasm to not hold back, but to relax. Do keep a couple of towels near by because your female friend could be a bit more than a pussy cat, and have you swimming in gods juices. Hint: Your right i am a bloke out there to help, i have found this information out and passed it on to you so give it a go and good luck:):):)

Stimulation of the G spot or Clitoris and with a high level fore-play by the man will lead to an Intense Orgasm

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tarah

tarah: good bye. Often used by people in the north of England.

Tarah mate! I'll see you later!

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elliot smith

Um anyone who wrote a definition is a fuckign idiot because Eliot smith is not a real person. However Elliott Smith is the best artist of our time. You can also call him Steve Smith if u want to get technical

IT'S ELLIOTT SMITH not Elliot Smith

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bo selecta

a real funny progame ever

thats proper bo
oh no my tail poped out
thats a big load of babs yes babs
craiiiig david

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Sweeney Todd

The Deom Barber of Fleet Street.

With Barbers Blade and Buthcers Knife
Did Sweeney Carve His Prey From Life
'Twas London's Horror to Surmise
They Found Their End in Meaty Pies

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