bagdaggler

Someone who dangles their balls on things. Like faces.

That Colin is such a bagdaggler.

Pull a Saunders

To ditch on your social commitments, last minute

"Oh damn sorry guys, I can't attend your wedding/birth of your first child/birthday/extensively planned party because I have to help my brother move/wash my hair/play MarioKart/listen to my BeeGees album."

"Way to pull a Saunders."