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The first creature you kill in Dragon Quest. Number 2 in GameInformer's list of most pathetic enemies. Why does it always smile with big bright eyes? "Probably because it delights in knowing you have to kill hundreds of them every time you start a new Dragon Quest."
Hahaha, slimes are so ridiculous and stupid.
Stop laughing damnit! I have to start a battle sequence for every single one of these and I am pissed about it!
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A word used to confirm your subscription to the Urban Word of the Day by Urban Dictionary. It is a pronunciation of a less edgy syllable form of alright.
Retarded boy: "Unggh abbuba lallou ikki uoo."
Black guy: "Aight."
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The other side of the butt. If you have a boner and are wearing jeans or some rugged pants, it is male camel toe. If you are wearing basketball shorts or any lose material, like boxers, you are walking the dinosaur, especially if you are jogging.
We're in a room of dudes, and he's got male camel toe.
Euh, gross..
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A very powerful, fast, and normally deadly attacking move usually sought out by ninjas in the need of harm to their foe.
To properly perform a ninja kick you must:
1. Step forward with your recessive leg.
2. Lift your dominant leg by the knee.
3. Bring your leg at an angle with power into your target.
4. Say, "Hiya! I'm a ninja!"
You can perform a fake ninja punch and follow up with a ninja kick, but never fake ninja kick and follow up with a ninja punch. Not only is your leg longer than your arm, and you will most likely miss, but punches are weaker than kicks, so your target will experience pain less than what they expected, and that is not the ninja way.
Ninja Kick
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Get the fuck out.
The actual meaning behind this acronym is beside the obvious (which is to get the fuck out). It is best used in a situation not unlike that of one where a girl or maybe a friend that the rents hate to leave the house immediately, because they are coming home.
Oh crap! My mom's at the door! She's coming in! I'll hold open this window, you've got to GTFO!!
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A French douche bag.
Pronounced doo-chay.
"Hahaha you are such a punk douché Pierre."
"Vont te tuer! Arrêtez de me taquiner à cause de mon héritage français!"
"Hahaha wut? See that is what I mean you are such a douché."
"Est-ce là le seul mot que vous savez comment dire, connard?!"
"Just shut up and eat your lunch, Pierre."
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As if you were writing a letter about a terrible fail that just happened to Failblog.org.
Similar to saying "Dear Penthouse Forum..." after something very sexy had just occurred, like sleeping with two unbelievable girls at one time.
Man 1: "Dude, this six hour trip to see Ozzfest was totally wicked and fucked up cause it took so long, but we are finally here bro! Hey, get out the tickets, the ticket taker is right over there."
Man 2: *checks pockets* "Dear FAIL Blog..."
Man 1: "YOU SON OF A BITCH!"
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