PMS

A time of the month where guys need to back the hell off and girls are capable of ANYTHING. A good piece of advice is to buy 2 dozen flowers everyday and smile when she throws them at you. If she crawls in her bed and cusses you out and tells you to leave her the fuck alone, if you don't want to be sterile for the rest of your life, however short it may be, leave her alone.

Guy: God, this PMS stuff is really annoying.
Girl: Do you want to know how I feel? (Pulls out a very large knife.)
Guy: I think this is when I go run, buy you chocolate, come back, and get the hell out.

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