Wexican

Sect of native Irish purporting to be Dubliners, specifically those with D4 inclinations, living in the more lugubrious areas of surrounding counties to Dublin, such as Meath, Kildare, but more commonly Wicklow and Wexford, within commuting distance of the capital.

Are marked by their peculiar middle-class similarity with the Traveller encampments, as one member of the family will have made a fortune at something media-related in the 1980s, and now all other members of the family live in custom-built encampments on the land of the primary member, (usually a patriarch).

Ambitions of the younger females usually involves some form of 'promotions', which in Ireland passes for modeling, and for the males will be accountancy, followed by a series of failed business ventures in real-estate, restaurants, etc. Will proceed to have tanned courtships with those from similar backgrounds, and may have short sojourns of living in gated city enclaves while parents build annexes on family land for them to eventually inhabit.

She's tanned, 24, and a model/bikini-spokesperson, her mum is tanned, and an interior-designer/chicklit author, her brother has opened a string of failed restaurants, her father was a popular entertainer in the 1980s, and is now involved in property, they all have a slightly differing, two-line address in Wexford, with a whimsical name.

Hmmm. I think they may be Wexicans.

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