poo haiku

Poems, messages, etc. written in rest room stalls

Here I sit broken hearted,
Sat right down and only farted.

This is a tee-pee
For you to pee-pee.
Not a wig-wam
To beat your tom-tom.

Man's life ambition must be small
To write a message on a shithouse wall.

Some of the poo haiku masterpieces of Thomas Crapper...or George Michael...

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McSteamy

a smelly, nasty, hellacious fart usually brought upon after the consumption of McDonald's food

After finishing his Big-Mac meal, Tyrone cut such a nasty McSteamy, all his homies nearly suffocated in his Escalade.

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