Chickenman

A mythical creature that is half man, half chicken. While all is not known about the features of this magnificent being, there are some characteristics that can be confirmed.

1) Has the chicken features of skinny legs, short arms/wings and is always prone to clucking outbursts.
2) Has the head of a human, and is often very aware of its own intelligence and abilities, often proclaiming such talents to the masses.
3) Is one of few species which is hugely cannibalistic, in fact, in many cases chicken is a chickenman's favourite food.
4) While the chickenman is said to be able to eat a lot, its diet does not extend far beyond various forms of chicken, ice-cream and alcohol.

The chickenman is present in pop culture, accurately depicted in Toy Story 2's Al McWhiggin.

While chickenmen shouldn't necessarily be feared, one should always be weary of them as they are an extremely volatile creature, especially when it comes to fighting over food, drink or mating partners.

1) "Dude, I think my friend is a chickenman."
"That's alright, it shouldn't change your relationship too much."
"Yeah, I just wish I knew before I invited him over to dinner last night, my house is now devoid of chicken soup, ice-cream and rum!"

2) "Look at that guy, talking about how much ice-cream he ate last night while randomly flailing his arms."
"Dude, he's probably just a chickenman."

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