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Small pueblo belonging to the municipality of cotija. The people there love to party and get drunk. Most people go there during December from California, Texas, and New York. It is home of the Vegas, Garcias, Luas, and Reyes. Be careful who you mingle with because the whole Pueblo will find out who you slept with the night before. They have an event called La función where they party for a week and all the money earned is used for modernization of the Pueblo. But the people organizing the event usually steals the money and they have alot if trash talk about who's running it next.
Hey let's go to San Juanico.
People in San Juanico are all inbreed.
Q: What part of San Juanico you live in?
R: La burrera
A small village part of the cotija municipality, with the population of -500. The village is losing population because the people from there are too stuck up and think the village life is for los nacos. Its home of the Cardenas, Cejas, Lopez, and Magañas. If you want to date a girl from there you better have money. The guys there buy ATV's and report them stolen so they don't have to pay the note. They also have a funcion like San Juanico but theirs is smaller and not as fun. The people there are extremely cheap and stingy. They will starve themselves to buy nice clothes. They like to hang out with guys from San Juanico because they don't mind paying anything. All in the the people are not bad. But they will screw you on money. They listen to narco corridos and then cry when they get robbed at the border.
Let's go to el Flechero a los arrancones
Ay van los de San juanico a cojerse las burras del Flechero
Ay vienen los del lechero a cagar el palo