confusionista

1) The confused masses, the majority being constantly, permanently befuddled, others being intermittently addled. 2) Those who blindly believe the disseminators of hype and disinformation.

"Man, this national health insurance bizness -- it's gonna ruin the country. It's scary."
"Nah, don't believe your senator. He's a lackey for the insurance lobby. They're the ones gonna ruin this country. Them and the banks, the oil companies, and the mortgage crisis-makers. Oh yeah, and the lap-dog media."
"Shit. I feel like I've jointed the confusionista."
"Don't worry, man. In your case, it's temporary."

butt wienie

A turd, especially when it's shaped like a hot dog. What ya get when ya take a dump.

Thanks to yesterday's big lunch, today I popped out three butt wienies.

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chick-baiting

sexist language and behavior intended to upset or offend women.

Charlie's favorite passtime is chick-baiting.

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angster

an angst-filled person of any age, but especially a teenager.

Mary has three kids -- a toddler, a fifth-grader and an angster.

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fart mart

a store that specializes in selling many varieties of beans.

Don't go to Charlie's this week. He shopped at that fart mart again.

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temp temp

a temporary weather condition where the temperature is unusually hot or unusually cold.

Colorado had a temp temp of 62 degrees on Christmas Eve but on Christmas Day, it was already back to normal.

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40wanks

a nap with a self-delivered happy ending. Alternative spellings: 40 wanks, forty wanks.

He said he needed 40 winks but it was really 40wanks. masturbate masturbation nap sleep doze catnap siesta 40 winks

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