i'm broke as a joke, 24-7 on dope

broke. what you and all your friends most likely are, espec. if you do have a lil ice-cream habit.

"so u wanna go to the movies?" "i can't babe, i'm broke as a joke, 24-7 on dope"

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kilt

used when someone says something wrong or is tricked

Tracy: What time is it?
Susie: 9:30
Tracy: No it aint its 8:30
Tracy: O, kilt

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buttsex

A shirt that Bert McCracken of the Used (one hot motherfucker btw) has worn.

The shirt read, "Buttsex is itchy."

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smick

a smick is a sum wee lad hu hinks he is hard as nails n uses these words n phrases very often "liek" n "goin 4 a swal e nite lads" llf

any wee lad frm belfast llf

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New Jersey

part of the east coast's infamous "emo trio" (NJ, PA, and MD/DC) where nearly all of the good emo bands come from. also where all of the crappy ones come from, but this matters not.

Lauren: "so Dave, are we hitting new jersey this weekend so we can cry at a show."
Dave: "of course Lauren, but only if you're up for shagging in my band's ultra-hip chevy astro."
Lauren: "oh Dave, you know it!"

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flying mexican airlines

the act or process of getting high by smoking marijuana

"hey dude i'd come over but neil's here and we're flying mexican airlines."

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Calea

A drop dead beach beauty whom will catch the eye of any man. She is gorgeous and funny and a great friend. She is hard to get to know but once you get to know her there is no telling what you will do.

Omg look at the smokin hot calea.

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