blonding

1. confused, ditzy, generally out of it. (like a blonde)
2. high, intoxicated (in a state of confusion, as a blonde would be)

"kristin said she'd bring me some weed but she's all lalala and blonding so she totally forgot."

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Herpaids

A cluster of herpes which have been infected with HIV/AIDS.

AH! I'm gonna die from AIDS because a herpaid just bit me!

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prude

What a guy calls a girl to get something out of her.

Guy:Because you wont sleep with me you're a prude.

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love pact

The relationship between four friends involving bird noises.

Bob feels feels exculded from the love pact between Lauren,Kelly, Bryan and Justin.

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shaved

insulted

"man tamika, she sure shaved you!"

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take stock in

definition fluxuates with the state of the economy. when the economy is up (note: not right now) it means to start a stable relationship; to have sex with someone with hopes of being with him/her for a while. when the economy is down (note: right now) it means a one-nite stand; having sex with someone with a no-return policy.

I was bored Saturday nite, so I took stock in that hottie Jacob.

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Ruud Van Nistelroy

"the flying dutch man" he scores many goals for Manchester United and is one of their key players

Ruud is awesome!

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