the point at which your bowel movements are so strong that the turd has actually begun exiting the anus, therefor touching the cotton in your underwear
"lets hurry up and get to the bathroom, I've gotta shit so bad its touching cotton!"
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The funniest author on Urban Dictionary!
See Cycle, Clam and BLUUUUUUGGHBTHLT!!!!
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a song by lustra, featured in the movie Eurotrip. not the best movie, but it has it's moments. this song MAKES the movie.
"I can't believe he's so trusting,
While I'm right behind you thrusting...
Scotty doesn't know!"
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1. confused, ditzy, generally out of it. (like a blonde)
2. high, intoxicated (in a state of confusion, as a blonde would be)
"kristin said she'd bring me some weed but she's all lalala and blonding so she totally forgot."
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A cluster of herpes which have been infected with HIV/AIDS.
AH! I'm gonna die from AIDS because a herpaid just bit me!
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