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yammied

ejaculated

"fuckit, you yammied all over my skirt!"

by LaUrEn August 31, 2003

9πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


snap

shutdown shotdown slice

by LaUrEn August 31, 2003

3πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


touching cotton

the point at which your bowel movements are so strong that the turd has actually begun exiting the anus, therefor touching the cotton in your underwear

"lets hurry up and get to the bathroom, I've gotta shit so bad its touching cotton!"

by LaUrEn April 25, 2004

163πŸ‘ 37πŸ‘Ž


Emcee

The funniest author on Urban Dictionary!

See Cycle, Clam and BLUUUUUUGGHBTHLT!!!!

by LaUrEn March 28, 2005

18πŸ‘ 144πŸ‘Ž


scotty doesn't know

a song by lustra, featured in the movie Eurotrip. not the best movie, but it has it's moments. this song MAKES the movie.

"I can't believe he's so trusting,
While I'm right behind you thrusting...
Scotty doesn't know!"

by LaUrEn July 1, 2004

28πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


blonding

1. confused, ditzy, generally out of it. (like a blonde)
2. high, intoxicated (in a state of confusion, as a blonde would be)

"kristin said she'd bring me some weed but she's all lalala and blonding so she totally forgot."

by LaUrEn August 31, 2003

3πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Herpaids

A cluster of herpes which have been infected with HIV/AIDS.

AH! I'm gonna die from AIDS because a herpaid just bit me!

by LaUrEn April 4, 2005

13πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž