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When you think you have to fart, but shit your pants and don't have anywhere to clean up within a reasonable amount of time (maybe while driving / hunting / fishing). A Shart which becomes trapped between the cheeks, stewing and brewing and warm as can be. You just carry it home with you like a crock pot!
My buddy went fishing and brought home a full Crock Pot, a classic wet shart situation, and all because he had nowhere to properly clean himself off, and wasn't going home anytime soon! He simply brought the crock pot home with him.
An employee's termination/fired date, to be celebrated annually as a positive, or negative event in your career!
He was terminated from his position one year ago today, and is now enjoying his 1 year Shitcanniversary with friends and family.