hotsington

Nickname for an extremely attractive English teacher that pretty much everyone would have the "hots" for if they laid eyes on her.

Can also be used to describe any female teacher, preferably under 40 years of age (unless undeniably smoking!), with a physically attractive body.

- Dude, Ms. Applewhite is such a total hotsington!
- Tell me about it! I'd totally tap that, even though she's twice my age!

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corpse anvil

Another name for a person partaking in the act of munging, but more specifically, the person who slams down on the dead body to distribute the mung.

See: mung

- I'm so happy!

- Why is that?

- I'm going munging tonight with my teacher, and she said that I could be the corpse anvil!

mung off

Similar to a rock off, a mung off is where two teams of however many members challenge eachother to see how many bodies they can coopertively collect mung from within a set time limit. Terms are discussed beforehand, and whoever wins gets their terms carried out, usually having something to do with humiliating the other team. A popular term is having the losing team gargle mung for extended periods of time.

- I challenge you to a mung off! If I win, you have to go to prom with me!

- And what if I win!?

- I'll....I'll...I'll be your mung slave for a year!

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mung slave

A person forced into munging, usually due to having lost a bet or owing someone a favor.
A mung slave cannot be someone who enjoys partaking in munging, and must be a person completely against the activity, preferably someone squeamish.

- Dang, dude!

- What's the matter?

- I lost a bet to my English teacher, and now I'm her mung slave!

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