Lady

noun: A female able to hold down strong emotions, usually ones of anger.

(Guy blows his girlfriend off for some bullshit reason. She reacts very cool about it.)
His reaction: "Wow! How did I end up with such an amazing, understanding lady for a girlfriend?"
Her reaction: Thinking: "DiediedieBURNINHELLdie!" Saying: "Oh, my mom just raised me well I guess."

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