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During sex, your arm suddenly falls off onto your partners chest. Like with Leprocy.
I was going hard when suddenly to my partner's displeasure, I succumbed to Brachial Detachment.
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What Santa actually did with that carrot you left out for Rudolph.
EWWW! I found a brown-carrot at the base of the chimney...
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Hey look, he's got the smallest two eggs in a hanky i've ever seen.
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A woman's vagina. Heaven for a penis.
After dinner and a movie, i took her home and visited Purple Helmet Heaven.
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