Brown-Carrot

What Santa actually did with that carrot you left out for Rudolph.

EWWW! I found a brown-carrot at the base of the chimney...

6👍 5👎

Brachial Detachment

During sex, your arm suddenly falls off onto your partners chest. Like with Leprocy.

I was going hard when suddenly to my partner's displeasure, I succumbed to Brachial Detachment.

7👍 3👎

Titanny

Permanent Stiff Nipples.

Dude, ur grandma grossed me out, she has Titanny!

Two Eggs In A Hanky

Two testicles in a scrotum.

Hey look, he's got the smallest two eggs in a hanky i've ever seen.

15👍 35👎

Purple Helmet Heaven

A woman's vagina. Heaven for a penis.

After dinner and a movie, i took her home and visited Purple Helmet Heaven.

3👍 3👎