laško wolke

A „laško wolke“ or „laško cloud“ happens when you drink a lot of laško (a slovenian beer) before going for a swim in a lake or river and can’t hold back your shit any longer while you’re in the water. Due to the consistency of your beer shit it spreads like a cloud in the water.

The term probably came up first at the punk rock holliday festival und slovenia used by some really drunk Germans. Maybe just as a joke or maybe not?

German: „scheisse Jungs raus aus dem Wasser ich zünd gleich ne laško wolke“

English: „guys swim faster, there’s a laško cloud coming down the river“