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Sim Dating

A romantic relationship between two people's online characters, but not between the actual people themselves. Also known as "Avatar Dating."

It allows for the ultimate "Safe Sex" experience, as well as permitting multiple relationships in multiple virtual gaming environments, such as WoW or Second Life

Yeah, my level 12 night elf has been sim dating her level 17 enchantress for quite a while now... but since she didn't help me out in my last battle with the mage, I'm going to dump her soon.

by Ladderwalker January 27, 2009

15πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Drivesoft

A variation of airsoft, in which the participants drive around in cars, usually in urban areas, and attempt to hit either other participants or innocent bystanders with airsoft pellets.

"Dude, I totally pwned this dude in the butt while we were playing drivesoft the other day. He had no idea what hit him! He was just standing there, taking out the trash."

by Ladderwalker January 27, 2009

9πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Laying a Slug

v.

1. Excreting a stool of questionable consistency. The offending ex-bolus usually has a slug-like appearance.

"Sick! The dog was just laying a slug on your carpet! I think I'm gonna ralph.

by Ladderwalker February 4, 2009


Drawbridge

n.
Tangled hairs spanning across the buttocks near the rectum, preventing proper excretion until forcibly cleared.

Dude, I tried taking a dump but forgot to clear out my drawbridge first, so my crap totally went everywhere but down.

by Ladderwalker January 27, 2009

8πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


Parapendicular

Giving the illusion of being perpendicular.

Joe made a mistake of assuming the parapendicular lines were in fact perpendicular, causing him to only earn a C- on his geometry exam.

by Ladderwalker February 3, 2009

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Filling Up the Stetson

Urinating in an open container while riding in a moving car. The phrase originated in 1835, when settlers riding the Oregon Trail were forced to relieve themselves in a large Stetson hat, to avoid stopping their wagons for fear of Indian attacks.

"Geez Jimmy, would you drive a little smoother? I'm filling up the stetson right now, but since you're driving like a maniac, it's splashing around everywhere."

by Ladderwalker January 27, 2009


adwarfable

Adj: A term of endearment for a small person.

"Gosh, little Kimi is so adwarfable!"

by Ladderwalker May 8, 2009