cuck bread

a bite of a sandwich which is lacking in defining ingredients (such as meat), as a result of those ingredients being pulled away from the sandwich in other bites.

"The meatballs on that sub were so big, that I ended up with three whole bites of cuck bread!"

Crack pick

A broad term similar to a crack ship. A crack pick is a choice that is weird and highly unlikely to happen, such as wanting an actor in a role that they probably won't take.

I don't care if it's a crack pick, I want Shrek to be in Super Smash Bros!