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The process of removing toxic xenophobic slime from the sewer pipes of the Australian Parliament.
Are those poor bastards still holed up on Manus Island? Yeah, it's time we unduttoned them.
Stranded due to ill-conceived on-the-fly immigration policy decisions.
Hey there's a dentist shortage in Australia but all the foreign teaching dentists are being sent home. Well, Melbourne Dental School will be Dutfucked then.
The medical condition affecting celebrities and the socially inept whereby ones facebook photos show are all the same angle and expression. There is no interaction between the person and other people, rather a fixed contrived expression, and an angle which is decided in advance to be the most flattering.
Saw that sameface Daniel Craig on a billboard this morning.
Blue Steel Ha ha! Well he looks like a ferret from any other angle. Paris Hilton is a bit of a sameface too, but that's because she markets herself as a two dimensional paperdoll. Dress me up!
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The perverse and possibly masochistic pleasure of seeking situations that are likely to cause oneself to be outraged or offended, in order to be being outraged or offended by them.
"I just posted this cry-laughing Charltie Brooker quote on Twitter, only to get jumped on by tweeps pointing out my technical inaccuracies."
Don't worry about it, they're just "Panning for turds".