American History X

A movie dedicated to the principle that racist curb-stomping is badong.

Sarah Palin (secretly taped by FBI): John, did you know there's a black man running against you for President? What are we going to do about that?

John McCain (secretly taped by FBI): Well, we could send some of our goons to curb-stomp him...

FBI Agent: Gov. Palin, Sen. McCain, you were caught on tape conspiring to curb-stomp Barack Obama!

John McCain: It's too bad the tape ended just at that moment. I was about to say, "...but that would be badong!"

Sarah Palin: It would?

John McCain: Shh! Uh, yes, officer... I realized that when I watched American History X! You think I want to get sent to prison and anally gang raped again like I was in Viet N-- I mean, anally gang-raped for my first time ever?

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