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Someone who searches the carpet for shards of meth that may have been dropped.
Person 1: what are you doing? You're not carpet surfing are you? F*ckin tweaker
When a person indulges too much crystal meth which causes their jaw to involuntarily move resembling the act of trying to get his shoulder into his mouth.
Poor guy was so high he was chewing on his shoulder and peeking out the blinds
Chewing on his shoulder
Poor guy was so high he was chewing on his shoulder and peeking out the blinds for hours.
Someone who smokes meth and posts Bible quotes
Person 1: you should try my church
Person 2: no no you're a Baptist and I am a Methodist
Person 1: oh I didn't know you were a Methodist?
Person 2: oh yes indeed I already post too many Bible quotes and smoke my fair share of meth.
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Shadow people are figments of the imagination caused by lack of sleep and psychosis during a meth binge.
Person 1: hey you see that man standing in the shadow over there?
Person 2: you're tripping thats just shadow people
This explains a female who is physically attractive except for her face/head
Everything looks good butterhead
Caddy-womp-puss An old Indian word meaning man who carries other man's tools, and can't afford a woman of his own
Women don't want his broke ass, he carries the tools of a better man, what a caddiewhompuss