my pants are tight

Originating from a HOT group of girls in Mass of two shits

It means that you are highly anxious, scared, nervous, or stressed out.

I have to write a 10 page paper tonight and I ran out of adderall. My pants are SO fucking tight.

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Forrest, to pull a

Divined from the Live journal of one teen-angst ridden college gentleman named Forrest (Forrest, from the Latin forestus meaning "group of dense trees")

(1) To write in an outwardly narcissistic or over-idealistic fashion by emphasizing not only your physical and scholastic aptitudes, but also your heightened emotional intelligence
(2) To infuse all of your live journal entries with overly-cheesy and trite pseudo-romanticisms in order to entice women
(3) To take pictures of irrelevant or household objects in order to appear deep and spiritually charged
(4) To squander nearly a quarter of a million dollars for an undergraduate education at a prestigious university only to yield a self-absorbed pseudo-intellectual whose only hope for a career in writing will involve a lot of luck and Hallmark Cards

"Today Mark sent me these weird ass pictures of nothing but a strangled duck and a styrofoam cup"

"Woah. He definitely pulled a Forrest."

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