Clam Stamp

To gently place your vagina on you sleeping partner's forehead in an effort to leave a short-term, sloppy impression. When your unsuspecting guest identifies the smell and warm sensation on their forehead you say, "You've been stamped!"

Like a snail, Lynn mounted John's head and left a wet, sloppy clam stamp.

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clam snapper

To gently place your vagina across the bridge of your sleeping partner's nose, and proceed to clamp down with the lips of the vagina. When your unsuspecting guest identifies the smell and relentless grasp of a warm sensation on their face you say, "Snap, Snap!" For proper execution, place anus over forehead and squat down. For heavier sleepers, flatulence may be required. Not to be confused with "Good Morning Beautiful.",

Like a Killer Ninja Turtle, Lynn slowly executed a textbook clam snapper on John's nose and said, "Snap, Snap!

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