nub armor

The flap of skin that protects a womans' clitoris, designed to protect the delicate flower of womanhood from the brute bumbling force of man. The nub armor is essential in protecting a woman's greatest treasure: as there are over 200 nerve endings (we like to call them "little friends")

Oh my god, are you ok?
Yeah, the ball hit me in the nub armor!

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fuckaround

Term used when you're annoyed with someone who's doing something especially stupid or who's actions are causing more work for you. Particularly useful in a work setting.

Ah Fuckaround! You sure fucked that up. Thanks alot!

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