Trumpxiety

A condition that afflicts many people at the thought of Donald Trump becoming the President of the United States.

Naomi suffered from Trumpxiety every time she heard Donald Trump speak on the campaign trail She suffers from severe Trumpxiety when she realizes how many followers he has, who is in his words would stick by him even if he stood on Fifth Avenue and shot someone dead.

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Closet Bulimic

A "Closet Bulimic" is a combination of the proliferation of gently used designer clothing/accessories resale closets and compulsive online shoppers who love the thrill of the hunt. Like a cocaine rush, once they've found the item they don't really want it anymore. They immediately photograph it and sell it on a resale closet.

Naomi was a classic 'closet bulimic', enjoying the hunt of finding a bag then selling it immediately after getting it. It was all about the hunt, the chase not the actual object of desire itself.