Sex Pistols

Greatest punk band of all time. Fronted by John Lydon/Johnny Rotten, final lineup also consisted of Sid Vicious, Steve Jones, and Paul Cook. Greatest hit was most definitely "Anarchy in the UK", but "Bodies" and "Seventeen", often overlooked, are overall better songs.

The Sex Pistols may not have invented punk, but they redefined it. No future for you.

90👍 30👎

bad religion

The best political punk out there. After 25 years, the balding band is still holding their own on the Warped Tour, and Brett Gurewitz is sexier than ever.

Bad Religion is smarter than you.

224👍 82👎

your face

A phrase that can be used in absolutely any situation, no matter how average. Derives from your mom.

Person 1: I got an F on this test.
Person 2: YOUR FACE got an F on this test!

Person 1: I saw something scary today.
Person 2: YOUR FACE?!
Person 1: No, actually I saw the boogeyman.
Person 2: YOUR FACE saw the boogeyman!

Person 1: You suck.
Person 2: So do you.
Person 1: Well...your mom.
Person 2: Your face!
Person 1: Your mom's face!
Person 2: OOOOOOHHHH SNAP!

56👍 24👎

kik

1. Internet shorthand for "kick"
2. A typo of "lol", the ultimate expression of stupidity

1. omgomgomg i k4n t0t4lly kik y0ur a55
2. Person A: One plus one is two.
Person B: kik! kik kik kik!
Person A: ...lol?
Person B: Yeah.

15👍 51👎

scott savol

That guy on American Idol who looks and acts like an axe murderer and tries to dance.

Oh my God, it's Scott Savol again, trying to dance and looking like an axe murderer.

9👍 8👎

Jeet Jet?

The butchering of the phrase "Did you eat yet?" by Pittsburghers. It's so horrible how we do this.

Person A: Jeet jet?
Person B: No, j'oo?

69👍 16👎

marilyn manson

1. A truly great rock band, they've released some of the best records of our time
2. A man who pours his heart into his music, and happens to have opinions other than the mainstream, so he is victimized
3. The most misunderstood person on the face of the earth.
4. The most convenient person for conservatives to blame when something goes wrong

1. A really good Marilyn Manson song is "The Last Day On Earth".
2. Marilyn Manson is smarter than you.
3. People don't like Marilyn Manson because they don't take the time to consider that he, too, is human and has feelings. All they see is his dissent from the socially accepted, which many view as wrong.
4. Right-wing Politician: Marilyn Manson caused Columbine, 9/11, the Holocaust, the Cold War, Laci Peterson's death, and the Trojan War.
Someone Intelligent: No, he didn't.
Right-wing Politician: You are the Antichrist.

4067👍 1701👎