Mamoth Balls

Large, hairy balls on a prehistoric being - usually a desperate lonely man.

Careful, don't choke on my mamoth balls

Gilly Simulator

A huge ribbed vibrator with a wee clitty massager girls (or men) occasionally use to have the simulated experience of a sexual encounter with a legendary well hung hairy munchkin

Emily: Might treat myself to a gilly simulator tonight
Nicky: OMG I love those! I couldn't walk for a week after the last time