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When you wear a lace thong panty for multiple days and then shove them into someone's mouth during sex.
Jeff loves it when his wife gives him a Dirty Lacey.
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Dirty Dixie is when a woman doesn't reveal her true personality until after the marriage. Then, she moves her kids in that you never knew she had and treats everyone like they're a nuisance.
Friend: How did you wind up with a woman that treats you and those kids so bad?
Husband: Dude, I really didn't know she was like that. She pulled a Dirty Dixie on me. She's pregnant with my kid, nothing I can do.
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