pastede on

Origins: the infamous Crystalwank of FandomWank.

A popular internet catchphrase used to sarcastically denote obvious falseness or lying.

The full original quote, "MY HED IS PASTED ON YAY", comes from the above FandomWank thread wherein a LiveJournal user named Crystal attempted to convince her readers that she was real-life friends with a cast member of the Lord of the Rings films by making very obvious photo-manipulations of the actors in various poses in her room. These photos were quite clearly pictures of the actor's heads transposed onto different bodies.

The thread became monstrous in a very short time, eventually receiving over 13,000 comments. In the course of the thread, a commenter remarked that one of Crystal's photos wore a look of 'OmG my head iz PASTEDE ON YAY!!1111!!' The remark quickly spread across the Internet, where it was adopted and adapted. This FandomWank thread, especially the "pastede on" comment, is considered something of a Holy Grail of internet slang.

See also pastede, my hed is pastede on, yay.

Since the initial wank, anything may be regarded as "pastede on yay". A bad writer can be accused of having his/her spelling (or grammar, or ideas) "pastede on yay!" A fruity drink that does not taste particularly fruity might be said to have its "fruitiness pastede on yay!"

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southern bell

1) (noun) A delicate woman of Southern birth, prone to fainting spells, mint juleps, and Electra complexes. More often spelled "southern belle." (From the French <I>belle</i>, meaning beauty.)

2) The really crappy phone service provider that covers most of the Southern US

Scarlet O'Hara is a classic southern belle.

Man, Southern Bell really soaked me on these service charges this month. Seventy-five cents for call return?

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AIS

Abbreviation for "Assume It's Significant." Used on a BBS when someone posts a reply that is only marginally related to the original question.

Question: Does anybody know about how much a one-bedroom apartment rents for in a nice side of town in New Jersey?

Reply: Bruce Springsteen was born there!

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