Sucking the Lube

When you keep slipping from what you want, you are unable to stop sucking the lube to get out of the loop. You want it so bad but the slope is just too slippery to escape.

I can’t stop eating sugar.

Man that sucks you’re sucking the lube.

I know it’s been a bad habit for years now.

National walk around in a towel day

January second. National walk around in a towel day.

Hey! It’s January second, why are you wearing clothes? It’s National walk around in a towel day.