PGI is an acronym for Positive Girl Interaction. The higher the amount of PGI a guy has, the happier and more hopeful he becomes.
Maximizing your PGI is the ultimate goal for a guy when he is out on the town. Ones Positive Girl Interaction can be increased by talking to girls, dancing with girls, or taking a girl to poundtown, etc...
"My PGI skyrocketed once I got a hank senior from Julie last night"
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Under Armour sports apparel that is inappropriately worn during public, non-sporting events (eg: bars, parties, classroom, restaurants, etc) in an attempt to pass it off as fashionable.
Chris: "Look at that douche bag wearing Social Under Armour."
Pete: "No wonder he is alone."
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When someone befriends the handicapped solely based on the fact that they have a disability. The Duffy Effect involves a person who does not take into consideration that their new handicapped friend may actually be undeserving of friendship.
Katie: "I've always been nice to Ryan, but now he asked me to prom!"
Drew: "The handicapped kid? This is a textbook example of The Duffy Effect! That kid is an asshole anyway."
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(v.) The act of drinking straight out of a communal beverage container, usually a half-gallon or larger.
Originating from the popular 90s sitcom "Full House" in which DJ's boyfriend, Steve, was known to commit this act in the Tanner's kitchen, often aggravating Danny.
Rebecca: "All the cups are dirty, and I caught Steve full housin' our gallon of milk."
Jesse: "Dude, what an ass wipe"
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see blow job. one step above a hank junior.
"After Julie gave me a hank senior, I recreated a map of Hawaii on her face"
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-adj. something of great size, magnitude, quality, or importance
Kevin: "Did you see that chick's rack?"
Adam: "Yes dude, those things were joyngous!"
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see hand job. one step below a hank senior.
"I got a hank junior 2 weeks ago and my dick still hurts"
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