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joyngous

-adj. something of great size, magnitude, quality, or importance

Kevin: "Did you see that chick's rack?"
Adam: "Yes dude, those things were joyngous!"

by Lafferty Daniel December 3, 2007

96๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


hank senior

see blow job. one step above a hank junior.

"After Julie gave me a hank senior, I recreated a map of Hawaii on her face"

by Lafferty Daniel April 18, 2010

25๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hot-Not-Ready

Used to describe a Little Caesar's Hot-N-Ready pizza that is undercooked or not yet ready to be served. Often the result of its extremely low price attracting a long line of dragon tamers, who put the underpaid staff into a position of serving undercooked pizzas.

Geoff: "You pick up that Hot-N-Ready??"

Mark: "More like Hot-NOT-Ready! There were 25 tamers before me in line and I still got my pizza in 30 seconds. This cheese isn't even melted."

Geoff: "Oh well, chances are we'll end up throwing half of it out the car window anyway"

by Lafferty Daniel August 7, 2008

86๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


starecrow

a starecrow is a guy who stands on the edge of the dance floor and stares at girls in hopes of being approached by one. Starecrows resemble scarecrows by standing still and not dancing

"Maybe if Justin wasn't such a starecrow, he could actually dance with some girls"

by Lafferty Daniel April 18, 2010

34๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


buttery lindgren

a giant moist shit that needs almost no wiping.

a very relieving poop.

Dude 1: "Dude, I just took the best shit ever"
Dude 2: "We're out of toilet paper though, man"
Dude 1: "That's okay it was a buttery lindgren"

by Lafferty Daniel April 19, 2008

85๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


refund

slang term for vomit

"Phil refunded his entire lunch in his lap"

by Lafferty Daniel December 11, 2007

100๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


BLD

bad life decision

Ryan: "Jay got his girl pregnant and shes a dog...what a BLD"

Kyle: "Dude, that's fuckin' resh"

by Lafferty Daniel August 7, 2008

101๐Ÿ‘ 44๐Ÿ‘Ž