Jerrys

Snowboarding lingo for a goofy skier who can't seem how to figure out how to get off a ski lift, stands at the bottom of jumps, and yells at people for going to fast when they clearly don't even know what they're doing. Jerrys are often found sporting dorky attire such as a neon ski suit. They are often found with a day pass and pretend its not their first time ever skiing. They are often tourists from somewhere warm and have never seen snow before. They can often be found on their way to a resort stranded on the side of a mountain road because they completely ignore the "snow chains or four wheel drive required" signs posted along the side of the road. Jerrys are often responsible for most ski and snowboarding wipeouts. Jerrys can include unexperienced snowboarders as well. You will often find these Jerrys walking down the mountain holding their board (without a leash) and further down the mountain you will find them chasing their board because they dropped it. Its okay to be a Jerry as long as you stay on the bunny hill. If you or someone you love is a Jerry, there is still hope. Jerrys may become mediocre average skiers or snowboarders with a little hard work and practice. All you have to do to escape being a Jerry is to believe in yourself... and stay on the bunny hill until you know what the hell you're doing.

Why did the lift stop? Oh some jerrys are struggling to get off the lift.

Did you go up the mountain today? No its completely flooded with Jerrys.

Get out of my way you Jerry!!!
Check out those Jerrys, they totally have never seen snow before!

Dude what happened to your leg? Some Jerry was standing at the bottom of the kicker... no further explanation necessary bro.

Jerrys belong on the bunny hill.

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Bloomer

A bloomer is a wholesome person who does good and brings positivity to situations. This term is often used in reference to a baby boomer who embraces an a progressive mentality and wants to see future generations succeed. Rather than the popular boomer stereotype where they hate on younger generations.

This term is most commonly used by millennials and zillenialsand gen z.

Bloomers are typically born during the baby boom but it’s a term that can also be used for anyone who is older and doing something for the good of the world.

It’s nice to see the bloomers out there supporting equality for all recycling and posting wholesome pictures on Facebook.

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raveligion

Embracing rave culture as one’s religious beliefs, typically encompassing the teachings of PLUR (peace, love, unity, respect) and connecting to others and the universe through music and dancing. Raveligious beliefs are not limited to one single outlook but typically incorporate the unification of different theological ideas often centering around the idea that we are all a part of one great universe and we exist to have a unique experience. Raveligion is typically practiced at edm festivals in which individuals gather, often bringing a hand-made totem to keep track of their group in the crowd. They are encouraged to dress however they want and bring various trinkets to exchange with strangers they become friends with during the gatherings. The spiritual or recreational use of psychedelics as well as new age practices like astrology and tarot cards are often utilized by raveligious individuals but the open-ended nature of the belief system allows for one to hold the same values without partaking in the additional popular practices. Some raveligious individuals claim raveligion as their soul belief system while others hold these beliefs in addition to another belief system.

Going to the edm festival each summer is a major part of my raveligion.

I practice my raveligion by dancing to the wubz with the friendly people I meet at Electric Forest.

Twinkie

A word used to describe an individual who is either a native of, or resides in, Minneapolis or St.Paul, Minnesota, which are often referred to as the Twin Cities. Since the two cities are in such close proximity of each other, most residents of Minnesota, (known as Minnesotans), consider the area to be one large metropolitan area, specifically called the Twin Cities metro. This is why their baseball team is called the Minnesota Twins. Many locals may also refer to the baseball team as "The Twinkies." Twinkies can also refer to an actual set of twins as well.

People from the Twin Cities are known as Twinkies just as people from Pheonix are known as Phoenicians

Did you catch the Twinkies game last night? (referring to the Minnesota Twins baseball team)

All the Twinkies are headed up north to their cabins for the summer.

The cute girl over there is a Twinkie, she grew up in St. Paul, MN

Theres a couple of twinkies over there waiting for you. (Referring to a set of twins, most likely from the Twin Cities.)

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