An insult used by police officers from one station in central London, to describe a person who is completely obnoxious, irritating, incompetent or just plain stupid to such a degree it's funny, can be a member of the public or a colleague, usually a senior officer. Its use is mainly limited to one police station, but is starting to spread
"did you hear that bloke I nicked, saying he was going to get me sacked 'cos his uncle's a barrister?"
"yeah, what an utter fuckin crack spastic!"
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Anyone, gay or straight, who is obsessed with anal sex and constantly takes their obsession to new heights.
"Why are you walking like that?"
"My new man's a real Kak Pipe Cosmonaut"
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A hopefully mythical sexual act/prank where an unsuspecting tourist is flown from Vegas into the desert aboard a pink helicopter then forced to sit astride a cactus with their bare bottoms. Footage of such incidents may later appear on the internet. Also known as 'Sugdens Delight'
"Hey dude I haven't seen you sit down since Dawson's stag night"
"Yeah, we went to vegas and I got drunk and did the Nevada Spike Shooter, they operate next week"
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To masturbate furiously onto a girl's face until you ejaculate
"My gitlfriends got the pink eye after I did a strafing run on her face last night"
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Something sailors in the Royal Navy have sex with, if they're too lazy to wank
I woke up with a Wren this morning, she looked like meatloaf. Ug.
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British Royal Navy term for the withdrawal method of contraception, Fratton being the last railway station before arriving in Portsmouth, which is the end of the line.
Matelot 1: "Firkin 'ell mate, that's a right swamp donkey you've pulled, do you need a condom"
Matelot 2: "no mate, I'm getting off at Fratton"
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A Submariner in any of the world's Navies
"you were in the navy for ten years,you must have seen loads of places"
"Nah, I was a sun dodger"
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