Valery

Valery is a nasty stank bitch who lies and cheats. You can never trust what she says or does. She will use her trauma to manipulate you and use you for your car. Never keep a Valery around, no matter if she's short or seems sweet, it'll fade away, and you'll see the real monster inside those dark evil brown eyes.

Girl: Did you see Valery at the skate park?
Boy: yeah, she stole my cigarettes and said she found my Instagram!
Girl: What a freak