Brother-in-law

n. A pejorative term for just about anybody who happens to be a douche. Doesn't have to be related.

Mike: "Jerry was at the gym today doin' what he do. Ol' brother-in-law talked my ear off for like 20 minutes and I couldn't think of a good enough excuse to get out of there."

Joe: "Yeah, that dude is jerk."

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lakers

Only the Boston Celtics have more NBA championships. Some of the greatest players of all time have played for the Lakers organization. Magic Johnson, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Wilt Chamberlain, Jerry West, Shaquile O' Neal, George Mikan, and the list goes on.

The Lakers manage to make a run for the title in almost every decade. Sure, there are years when the team sucks, but they always come back eventually. We had a nice string of titles a few years ago and now we're mediocre again. The Shaq trade was a bad idea but the Lakers will be back sooner or later.

The Lakers have the greatest franchise in NBA history.

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Bell, yeah!

The same as "Hell, yeah!" but resulting from fat thumbs in hitting the "B" instead of the "H" on the keyboard.

Jerry: "Are you taking out that chick, tonight?"

Dean: "Bell, yeah!"

Jerry: "What?"

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jay-walking

v. To make a pass at a girl you know your buddy has an interest in. Essentially, a G-rated version of "cock-blocking" that can be used with equal effect in more polite company.

Dude #1: "Hey, I totally scored digits from that chick Suzy that always hangs out at Hoffer's".

Dude #2: "Wait, what? You knew I totally dug that chick. I'm calling a jay-walking infraction.

Dude #1: "Snooze you lose, chieftain".

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