Emma

The most basic white girl in existence who gets pissy at people for not liking Taylor Swift and is best friends with a girl named Stacy

“Hey, have you heard Taylor Swift’s new album? It’s amazing!”
“Shut the fuck up, Emma.”

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Shakira

That one girl at school who everyone thinks is on drugs.

Ah, damn it, that girl Shakira is giving out weed again!

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Earth

A extremely cursed rock that psychotic little insects called humans live in

Can the Earth please crash into the Sun already?