som "nom-nom" nambulism

A sleep disorder that involves sleep walking and "sleep eating".

Jeff: "I left a bucket of chicken legs RIGHT THERE in the fridge."
Doctor: "And no one else ate it?"
Jeff: "No way! I live alone and the door was bolted!"
Doctor: "...You may have a rare case of 'som "nom-nom" nambulism'."

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Lalizig

A deliciously smooth milk chocolate that when taken in excess, can lead to multiple successive chocogasms.

I was having a craving, so I popped a Lalizig in my mouth.

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