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Epileptic Whore House

The "whore house" is a place where men go to have sex with prostitutes who suffer from epilepsy, and its bright flashing lights cause prostitutes to have uncontrollable seizures, thereby enhancing male pleasure. Sometimes, the house has special deals that include a "two for one".

While in a police station to meet his client, Saul, a lawyer, is approached by a snotty DEA agent named Hank. Hank exclaims that Saul's client has worse acting than an Epileptic Whore House, Saul responds with "Is that like the one your mom works at? Uh, is she still offering the two-for-one discount?"

by Lalo Salamanca July 20, 2022

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Charitha

A beacon of kindness, graces the world with her elegant presence. She extends boundless compassion,intricately weaving a fabric of warmth and deep understanding.
With a beauty that transcends the physical, her charm radiates from the inside out, illuminating the lives of those fortunate enough to know her, to be a close friend to her.Adorable and cute, she possesses a lovable spirit that leaves an lasting mark on everyone she encounters. Her voice, melodious and enchanting, adds a symphony to the moments she shares. Yet, amidst the cuteness, Charitha is exceptionally smart and talented, a combination that makes her all the more captivating.

The prospect of being more than friends with Charitha brings a delicate dance. The risk of risking a cherished friendship to express deeper feelings adds a layer of complexity to the grand gallery of emotions. In this intricate canvas, she stands as a portrait of enduring brilliance, her impact leaving an indelible impression on hearts, even as the delicate question of romance hovers in the background.

Are you Charitha? because you are just amazing...

by Lalo Salamanca December 15, 2023