Sandman

While having sexual relations with a woman, he pulls out before climaxing on the woman's face. He proceeds to jizz all up in her eye, like sand from the sandman, as the popular folk tale goes. While the female is recovering from temporary blindness, the man uses his still partially erect penis to whack the female across the head, putting her to "sleep" as does the sandman in the popular folk tale. An optional addition is to have a stereo blasting enter sandman by metallica as you perform this move, and after it is completed, you jump and dance around the girls unconscious body with the song blazing all the while.

I swear officer, she wanted me to sandman her.

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