Spicy Lamb Kofta

Spicy Lamb Kofta is a sexual act where one eats lamb kofta and then digests it. After Digesting The Lamb Kofta you then shit into a vagina and then have sexual intercourse and then your penis will smell like Spicy Lamb Kofta. You then shove a skewer through your urethra and to make it look like an uncooked Lamb Kofta.

Person 1: I gave my misso a spicy Lamb Kofta last night.
Person 2: Fuck cunt that's proper grim.

Champ

Someone calls you a champ they're the scum of the earth especially when calling an Aussie Champ

Guy1: How you going, Champ?,
Guy2: What the fuck did you just say? Calling me champ in my fucking country get fucked cunt

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