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The act of spontaneous ejaculation into pants at the sight of a hot female, or awesome event.
When she walked by in that bikini, I totally spoomonied. I need a towel
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The type of dick that can touch all ends of a tuna can, while also smelling like your grandmother's fart.
You need to get your raunchy chode self into the shower.