December 12th

National punch anyone shorter than you day! If you have a short friend, or know anyone short, be sure to punch them on your way past them.

John: “hay jimmy”
*punches*
Jimmy: “why’d you just punch me?”
John: “it’s December 12th”

December 12th

National punch your short friend in the face day!
If you have a short friend be sure to punch them!

John: “hay jimmy” *punches*
Jimmy: “John, why’d you punch me”
John: “It’s December 12th”