Judaea

A girl who looked up her name in Urban Dictionary, and the only definition she could find was "horny Jew" (see Young Judaea). People often have trouble pronouncing, remembering, and spelling such a strange name. Plus, most girls named Judaea have a hard time finding personalized coffee mugs, and are sick of hearing people serenading them with a certain Beatles song.

"That girl Judaea can never find her name on those personalized coffee mugs."

"What's your name?"
"Judaea"
"Does that mean you're Jewish?"
"No"
"Can I call you Jude?" HEEYYYY JUDE!!!!! DON'T BE AFRAAAIIIIDDDD........"

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