Kinking

When someone goes into a chat room and says 'Goodnight' to everyone. Then, around 30 minutes after everyone has said Goodnight and bid the person a fond farewell, they magically pop back up into chat again without ever having actually left in the first place.

Kinkbot: "Goodnight everyone!"
Chat: "Night kinkbot, we couldn't have done it without you."

*30 minutes later*

Kinkbot: "Oh my god you almost got it! OMG I'm So Clenched at that part."
Chat: "kinkbot What the fuck are you still doing awake?"
Kinkbot: "I just wanted beddy kisses."
Chat: "Beddy Kisses? Are you Kinking me?"

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Cyancyberthanatophobia

The fear of getting a Blue Screen Of Death (BSOD). Can happen at anytime but especially right after updating your OS, after working for a long period of time without saving ones work, or for no seemingly logical reason at all.

Person 1: Finally finished my 10,000 slide Power Point presentation. Which reminds me, I should save this.

Person 2: You haven't saved yet!? I have severe Cyancyberthanatophobia so I would be terrified of losing it all to a BSOD.

Person 1: Cyancyberthanatophobia? BSOD? I've never heard of it, probably because I use a Mac

Person 2: Oh well in that case, a BSOD is kinda like this. *Yeets Person 1's Mac into oncoming traffic*

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