Meghan

Meghans have a weird irrational fear of sauce, especially white ones like ranch, sour cream, or semen. A meghan is most comfortable surrounded by a plethora of gay woman, however is a heterosexual in theory. She fantasizes about Taylor Swift late at night and worries she may accidentally say “T Swizzle” in the bedroom. She more often than not has a yeast infection which greatly affects her quality of life. If you gift her with cream she will be eternally grateful and may even suck your toes.

Girl 1: I’m feeling a bit itchy downstairs.
Girl 2: Oh God, you are such a Meghan!