glory hole

1. (noun) a male homosexual bottom who seeks out and engages in anonymous sex

2. (verb) anonymous male homesexual intercourse

I thought David wanted to go out with those guys he met at the bar. It turns out he just wanted to glory hole, cuz he gave them 555's.

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Pizza Hut Special

A prostitute who will have sex for $5. Taken from Pizza Hut's irritating "5 bucks" ad campaign.

You'll find a lot of Pizza Hut Specials in Vancouver's Downtown Eastside, but it's better to spend a little more money for something you'll want to eat.

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office shoe

(Noun) A low-ranking, white collar robot, usually a bureaucrat, whose existence is acknowledged only by the sound of his/her footsteps to/from their desk.

In the latest round of cutbacks, 300 office shoes beat a path to the welfare line.

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slactive

the action of looking busy, when in fact, just sodomizing the dog

Mitchell's a highly slactive office shoe--look at what that BM hasn't done today

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Client

someone who seeks medication from doctors and/or illicit drug dealers

that's one satisfied client strung out behind the dumpster

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