Lakehead University

A university for individuals that enjoy sober, lonely evenings. They are all massive fans of Captain Planet and their women look like an uglier form of Joan Rivers. This university is known for their amazing cold Canadian climate and lack of difficult studies. This is the university that you need to apply to if you never want to meet anyone or enjoy yourself. If you intend to work at Wendy's for the rest of your life than apply to this University. Booze is not allowed at this school because: creative thinking , enjoyment and staggering are strictly prohibited at this school.

Lakehead University is a post secondary institution for people that were held back at least one grade before highschool.

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