Langdong

A very large example of a male’s genitalia.

A Langdong can be used in many ways, one way is to prank your gay friend by sliding it across the floor like a slimy snake, while others include partaking in toilet cleaning and the bathroom bang.
Not to be confused with the, equally enormous, Langdon.

Adam: My Mandingo has been feeling long this week.
James: It may be transitioning into a Langdong. I have to put mine down my trouser leg to hide it, but it still sticks out a bit at the bottom
Adam: Oh wow, I heard that a Langdon is perfect for doing the Big Papi, at least that’s what Bailey and Edward told me.

Kentucky Fried Bumhole

When you’re giving your black sister it up the bum, you pull out and spunk on a boneless fillet, before impregnating her with the creamy fillet.

Ronald McDonald: Hey Colonel, last night I was pounding your wife - I gave her the Kentucky Fried Bumhole
Colonel Sanders: Whoah, cmon Ronald, my wife is your step daughter

Langdonged

To give a girl the entire Langdong - a feat very rarely achieved.

Guy: ‘I was railing Edward’s bird yesterday. I langdonged her real nice - she loved it.’
Guy 2: ‘What the BJesus, Edward’s bird is your sister’